Corrupt a wish

So talking off of Courtney's note I have an idea for the theme of May called obviously 'corrupt a wish' but here is how it works,

Rules: I will post a wish, and the next poster will find an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it.

For example:
I will say "I wish I had a Corvette."

Courtney will then comment and say "Granted. You got it real cheap because it was totaled by an 18-wheeler." and then add what she wishes in the same comment "I wish I had a big, juicy steak."

Alex then comments and says "Granted. How's that diet going? I wish..." ect.

So what do you think? I'll start with...............

I wish I could have a wedding like Princess Kate. With tv crews and carriages and the dress! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!